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BEFORE
just a cat. ordinary paws, ordinary opinions about the sofa. walking uphill like everybody else. no horn, no chart, no idea.
Summoning the unicorn cat
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she has one job: get to a billion. eat green candles, dodge the red ones, survive the FUD.
🟩 green candle = pump · 🟥 red candle = dump · ☁️ FUD hurts
🔥 burn = 3× for 6s · 💎 diamond hands = 1 free hit
straight off the chain. if it says ??? the pool is still waking up. she's asleep. the chart is not.
every coin invents a backstory. this one grew a horn.
just a cat. ordinary paws, ordinary opinions about the sofa. walking uphill like everybody else. no horn, no chart, no idea.
then it happened. one horn. one rule of the universe quietly rewritten: a unicorn cat is a cat destined to reach 1B.
buys, burns, and chill. supply goes down, horn glows brighter, candles turn a colour the authorities call green crime.
fees come in. supply goes out the airlock. she does not move.
click one. steal them all. she'd want you to.
no vesting cliff. no 40-page litepaper. one horn, one mission.
enabled and running. fees come back in, supply goes out. fewer cats, sharper horn.
liquidity isn't going anywhere. only thing being pulled here is your attention span.
buy, sell, whatever. the cat takes no cut. she has no concept of money. only vibes.
1B. not a suggestion — a definition. a unicorn cat is a cat destined to reach one billion.
three minutes. the horn does the rest.
buy SOL anywhere, send it to your wallet. keep a bit spare for fees — they're cents.
open jup.ag, paste the contract address, set slippage, confirm.
you now hold $UNICAT. nothing further is required of you. buys, burns, and chill.